"Are you sick? Injured? Worried about a medical problem, but canít afford a physician? Well, worry no longer! Because Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, MD, doesnít even need to see you to make a diagnosis and prescribe care."
"Take a digital picture or video of your medical problem ñ tennis elbow, acne, runny nose, gout, or whatever ails you ñ and send it to the Doctor in charge of the US Senate and your health care."?
"Tell Dr. Frist you want him to diagnose it and get Congress to pass a law prescribing treatment."