"Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again," The National Enquirer reports. "Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe."
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."
Editor's Note: Yes, it's probably not true, but then again, most of us didn't think the tabloid stories about Bill Clinton were true either.