Northern Ireland's embattled leader Peter Robinson stepped down temporarily, "vowing to clear his name over financial allegations linked to his wife's affair with a teenager," AFP reports.
Iris Robinson, who is also a top politician in the country and is "expected to quit her seats in the Northern Ireland Assembly and Britain's House of Commons imminently, is receiving what he described as 'acute psychiatric treatment' in Belfast."
Belfast Telegraph: "It's a tale of two Irises. There is Iris Robinson, dutiful wife and committed Christian, quoting scripture and denouncing the sexual immorality of others. And then there is Iris, the woman who walks on the wild side, takes a teenage lover, and craves the forbidden fruit."
If nothing else, the entire affair should help Simon & Garfunkel's royalties.