“All we’re saying in this bill is, if you work at the V.A., and you aren’t doing your job, they get to fire you. I think people are shocked that that doesn’t actually exist in the entire government, since there is really no other job in the country where if you don’t do your job, you don’t get fired.”
— Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), quoted by the Washington Post, despite missing all seven Senate votes this month.

