• Wynstone

    She has the heart of a servant, but the guts of a quitter.

    • montag

      And the brains of a gerbil.

    • Cloner

      Doncha just love her!

    • Adlib

      Silly me…I thought she said “heart of a *serpent”. Of course that doesn’t make any sense. Does it? 🙂

  • WADE_NYC

    Maybe she had a ‘servant’s heart’ for breakfast.

    Talk of her throwing her lipstick into the 2016 ring is laughable on both sides of the political spectrum.

    • pisher

      I hear she has it in a jar on the mantelpiece. A warning to other servants.

    • CB123

      Best zinger I’ve seen on here in some time. Well played.

  • littlejohn

    Go, Caribou Barbie, Go!

  • esro

    Servant’s heart, and the eyes of a born grifter.

  • Hagar32Grady

    Translation : Let me see how much money I can grift into my Palin Pact before , You know, I’ll just quit….ya betcha!

  • Philsimms999

    “Someone” needs some new clothes and free family vacation AGAIN apparently….

  • terjeanderson

    Dear Santa,

    I have been a very good Democratic boy this year. I don’t want much Christmas, but if you can please give me a Sarah Palin candidacy for President, I would be very very happy.

    • AlfredRegius

      Oh, how terribly, terribly funny! Thank you, Terje.

    • APV

      Please pray for a Romney candidacy too. Thank you!

    • jbinphilly

      That would be a sight to see.

    • growe

      Santa is too smart for that. He knows America – comes down the chimney seeing the FOX channel and all – and knows she might accidentally win. There go the ice caps, goodbye north pole. Although a nice chance to cut costs moving to China, make venison steak and here comes Ming Bing the Red Nosed Giant Panda….

  • E_Grise

    I didn’t even know she had servants. And now she’s offering to service them.

  • jb0

    Starring in trashy reality TV shows is not a public service, Governor.

    • terjeanderson

      Well, compared to her actually being in public office in is….

  • cheeriogirl

    Sarah is giving notice she’ll be using this opportunity, doing all she can to put herself forward “IN THE NAME OF” offering service.

    Mind you, she has no interest in serving, she just wants her name out there so she can get attention and draw donations into SarahPAC, her personal slush fund.

  • KurtBusiek

    And where do you keep that servant’s heart, demi-gov?

    In a jar in the fridge? Or loose, in the glove compartment of the pickup?

  • LordDart

    Huh? What that hell did she just say?

  • I am more incline to Gravis Marketing Polls, or the occasional Rasmussen Push Poll “News” items than to the political paper tiger known to some as “Palin”…

    She cares that a servant’s heart is healthy enough to get her frickin Gin and Tonic at her snowbird/snow billy retreat in Arizona at this time of year…

  • rssrai

    Sara Palin having a servant’s heart is more than anyone could chew on.

  • Official Teabagger

    Trig isn’t the “special one” in the family.

  • Mark_in_VA

    Servant! Oh, my word.

    Why I believe here’s Sarah discussing matters with one of her consultants right now!

    http://youtu.be/dk47saogI8o

  • CraigRandall1

    Like she cares about servants.

  • Kyndahl

    Lmfaooooooooo!!! The gop so scared of HILLARY they about to go dig Reagan up so he can run too. The whole party trying to stop HILLARY hahaha

  • streamline

    She self-serves divinely, doesn’t she?

  • ElfInBklyn

    whoever is making clown cars must have come out with a new, bigger model. much, much bigger.

  • Robert68

    Nope. I’ve said it many times, she is not running. She only plays coy in attempt to keep herself relevant to her dwindling base of followers. That, in turn, makes her money.

  • coyote521

    So it’s the servant’s heart that motivates her?
    All this time i thought it was an alaskan sized ego, a desperate, nearly psychotic need for attention, and a life long committment to self promotion.
    Boy, was i ever wrong!

  • spiff

    She cut out her servants heart? WTF?

    • lostintheswamp

      that was my first thought too ….

  • AKRebel

    …opportunity to do WHAT to all??? She can’t even put a single sentence together! She knows all about “serving” herself, so I guess she’s an expert on serving now.

  • CB123

    (Insert “If I only had a brain” joke here.)

  • CB123

    Sarah Palin, if she were to run (please, God, let it be so) would be the one candidate who could unite all the crazies — the cuckoo Teabaggers and the Christian fundamentalists — and dislodge the establishment candidate, thereby ensuring the most colossal Democratic landslide since LBJ’s 44-state romp in 1964. She would be such a disaster that she might take the GOP Senate majority right down with her.

    • Even the knuckledraggers aren’t THAT crazy…unless of course Jesus were to get involved.

  • navamske

    “Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested.” —Sarah Palin

    WTF?

    • topjob66t

      Phew. I was worried that no one would notice the spaghetti talk. That quoting was worse than word salad worthy shit. I have no fucking clue what she said or alluded to. Thanks for letting me know I ain’t crazy.

  • A servant’s heart? Well, there are footman and scullery jobs going begging…

  • evave2

    When I look at the people who run for President there are two kinds (and I will give my opinions on the various Republicans who have run/are running): somebody like John McCain OR President Obama run because they want the job, they have a viewpoint, there are things they believe, they think they are qualified. Sort of secular reasons.

    People like Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney believe that GOD wants them to be President. WHY God should care who is president of anywhere, I don’t understand.

    I am going to use Joan of Arc (SAINT Joan of Arc): a charismatic individual who rallied her country to defeat the British. OK. WHY would GOD care who was King of France? See? When you put it like that, even if the woman lived a life of saintliness and imparted grace wherever she went, I balk at calling her a SAINT because WHY would GOD care? I would say neither King of France or of England were good people. So WHY would GOD care/

    But Sarah seems to be convinced she is Joan of Arc. OR maybe she thinks she’ll “split” the woman’s vote because, hey, women don’t care about issues, they just would vote for the woman.

    She is literally the most exhausting person on the scene. That and her family of entitled persons.

  • snickering

    Lets see the Heart of a Servant, or Crazy person. Now that’s a toss up. How about she gives back the money to anyone who donated, as her servants she should do this or maybe she is the only person in the world who thinks she’s a servant. Again Toss Up. You be the Judge.

  • growe

    I was too stunned to post. Just terrifying seeing a greedy, tacky, appearance-obsessed zombie purport to be a Christian servant. Who has she ever served and in what way?

    The story out of Alaska was Sarah working 3 hour days as Gov without going to Juneau, telling Preggo to make lunch and bring ti to her Highness’ bedroom. Phonier than Falwell, holy shit.

  • growe

    Hillary on a debate stage with Sarah. Tina and Amy would be winning Emmy awards before that was done eh?
    It would be fun. Hillary doesn’t need to pull punches against “The Little Match Girl” as Biden did.
    Knowing Hillary she would limit eye rolls and snorts (she has seen it all). She can just draw up notes while Sarah sentences spin and twirl like leaves in the wind, desperately trying to match subject to verb and return in less than 4 minutes to a topic….
    No “Governor Palin” no personal interaction at all. If Sarah starts calling you Hillary, gently correct her “Secretary Clinton, dear” and stare at your watch like Raisa Gorbachev dragging boring Nancy Reagan through a Moscow museum as she burbles….
    Whenever the Lame Volcano goes silent look up in surprise and give crisp clear answers with good cheer and a smile. How exciting if the first female President might also be the first to carry every state, a perfect 538-0 from the Electoral College.

  • BarryR

    I, a Democrat, would pay cash money to see a Republican debate featuring Palin, Santorum, Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul, Huckabee, Romney, and, since this will raise a lot of money and you could afford to pay him, Trump. Do you hear me, RNC? I would pay you money to watch it on TV. Make it two hours, pay per view, have Megan Kelly moderate. I don’t care what you do with the money, I just want to see them exchange, for want of a better word, ideas. I would expect, somewhere in the second hour, to see Santorum reduced to prayer and Graham to tears – this must happen.