“I can’t say I’m looking forward to heading to Tampa. I mean, you know it’s hot and humid down in August in Tampa. I mean, you imagine me down there? You know they’re gonna have to put me in a freezer for a couple days to make sure I’m in the right situation when I get up on that stage. So I hope they have one of those freezers where they hang meat.”
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by the Philadelphia Inquirer, on his keynote speech at the Republican convention.