The Undercover Senator

“There’s a new volunteer at the Goodwill clearance center, and there’s a lot to learn… As they talk, an older white woman wanders over and asks, ‘You here for court-ordered time?,'” the Washington Post reports.

Said the volunteer: “Not this time.”

“What he neglects to mention is that his name is Tim Scott, that he’s a U.S. senator — her senator — and that he’s running for election in the fall.”