Trump Crashed a Wedding Last Weekend

Esquire reports Donald Trump himself made a surprise guest-greeting cameo at his own country club:

We dashed through a door from the main wedding hall and, boom!, I found myself in a small reading room with around six people, one of whom was Donald Trump. I froze. I had spent more than a year losing sleep over this man’s reprehensible speech, fretting that he was doing everything possible to incite a post-election day Civil War. Months’ worth of cable news panels, sober newspaper investigations, tweets, racist memes, speeches and debates flashed before my eyes and in that moment I knew there was only one thing to do: immediately retrieve my girlfriend, as I knew she’d want to get a photo…

Brielle got plenty of pictures with him and, once he cleared out, I asked her if he had touched her inappropriately. I was only half-joking.