Trump Plans to Attend World Series

“President Trump said Thursday that he plans to attend Game 5 of the World Series at Nationals Park on Sunday if the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros are still playing, though he did not confirm if he had been asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch,” the Washington Post reports.

Said Trump: “I don’t know. They’ve got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor — I’ll look too heavy.”