Melania Is Already Packing

CNN: “While the President is busy figuring out a way to stay in the White House, the first lady is determining what to put in storage, what goes to Trump’s New York City digs, and what should be tagged for shipment to Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida.”

Said one source: “She just wants to go home.”

Asked how the first lady feels about rumors her husband might announce a 2024 bid, the source added: “That might not go over well.”