Trump Fundraising Off His Inability to Pay Fraud Bond

Rolling Stone: “Once upon a time, long before he set his sights on the White House, Donald Trump leveraged his massive real estate empire into a braggadocious reality TV show called The Apprentice. The show’s bombastic theme song sang ‘money, money, money, money,’ at viewers over shots of Trump’s New York properties, private planes, and helicopters.”

“Now, two decades after the show first premiered, the former president is begging his followers to fork over cash in order to preserve the assets on which he built his throne.”

Screamed one text mesage: “KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF TRUMP TOWER!”