One More Bonus Quote of the Day

“He said, ‘Oh, my God, Chris. I could never do that. I can never go to jail. They tell you when to go to bed at night and when to wake up in the morning and what to wear and what to do, who you can talk to and what you can eat. I could never do that.’”

— Former Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by the Washington Post, on Donald Trump’s fears of going to jail.