Trump Gives Turkeys Nicknames

“Donald Trump has pardoned two Thanksgiving turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, in the decades-old tradition,” the Daily Mail reports.

“The president joked that he wanted to call them ‘Chuck and Nancy’ after Senate Minority Leader Schumer and former House Speaker Pelosi, but said he couldn’t because he’d never pardon either of his Democratic foes.”

Said Trump: “When I first saw their pictures… I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn’t be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people.”