Not a Parody

Charlie Sykes: “At a time of war, economic anxiety, toxic political divisions, a relentless assault on the rule of law, and unprecedented corruption, the president is erecting a giant cage on the South Lawn to ‘host next month’s Ultimate Fighting Championship bout, helping mark the nation’s 250th anniversary — and President Donald Trump ‘s 80th birthday.'”

“Because, my friends, what says ‘Happy Birthday, America’ more eloquently than a mixed martial arts bout held in an octagonal cage made of metal chain-link fencing, where gladiators pummel one another with punches, kicks, elbows, knees, takedowns, and submissions — both above and below the belt — for the amusement of the invited botoxed elites?”