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Not a Parody

May 27, 2026 at 12:40 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

Charlie Sykes: “At a time of war, economic anxiety, toxic political divisions, a relentless assault on the rule of law, and unprecedented corruption, the president is erecting a giant cage on the South Lawn to ‘host next month’s Ultimate Fighting Championship bout, helping mark the nation’s 250th anniversary — and President Donald Trump ‘s 80th birthday.'”

“Because, my friends, what says ‘Happy Birthday, America’ more eloquently than a mixed martial arts bout held in an octagonal cage made of metal chain-link fencing, where gladiators pummel one another with punches, kicks, elbows, knees, takedowns, and submissions — both above and below the belt — for the amusement of the invited botoxed elites?”

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goddard-bw-snapshotTaegan Goddard is the founder of Political Wire, one of the earliest and most influential political web sites. He also runs Political Job Hunt, Electoral Vote Map and the Political Dictionary.

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Goddard earned degrees from Vassar College and Harvard University. He lives in New York with his wife and three sons.

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