Trump Threatens Jail Time for Reflecting Pool Fiasco

“Donald Trump has once again threatened to prosecute the supposed ‘vandals’ he’s claiming have turned the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into an algae-infested mess, with the paint job the government spent millions in taxpayer money to apply already peeling off,” Rolling Stone reports.

“The shoddy, rushed ‘renovation’ carried out through an overpriced no-bid contract is not the problem, nor are the pool’s longstanding filtration issues that experts warned a layer of epoxy would not fix. No, the president has decided that his humiliation lays at the feet of unnamed, invisible operatives sabotaging his latest vanity project.”