‘Do You Think They’ll Arrest Me Today?’

Donald Trump raged to an Iowa crowd this afternoon, Rolling Stone reports.

Said Trump: “It’s no wonder the far left lunatics are getting desperate to stop our movement by any means necessary. As you know, crooked Joe Biden and his radical left thugs have weaponized law enforcement to arrest their leading opponent on fake and phony charges. I got arrested four times in the last — it’s almost like I wake up in the morning, ‘Do you think they’ll arrest me today?’ I never got arrested before. It’s a terrible thing.”

He added: “Every time the radical Democrats indict me, I consider it a great honor. Because I’m being indicted for you.”