Brace Yourself for Next Year

Playbook: “It’s finally here: the last day of a long, wild year in politics. And now, we can all look forward to a very quiet, calm year that could (1) see a rematch of the last presidential election, (2) find the Supreme Court deciding if a former president should be tossed off state ballots for being an insurrectionist, (3) feature that same former president prosecuted on nearly 100 charges and (4) witness the current president get impeached for unknown reasons.”

“It’ll be a super easy year, y’all.”